And the snazziest party ever...

So this party involved

1) parking in a middle school parking lot
2) taking a shuttle bus to the estate
3) being greeted by servers with specialty cocktails
4) being ushered to the heated covered tent erected in the guy's courtyard
5) the best magician ever
6) a waffle bar, a sushi bar, a mac & cheese bar, a taco bar, a pulled pork bar
7) a room of liquid nitrogen ice cream
8) a room of absolutely beautiful desserts:

Look at that cake!!! And yes, I'll be at the gym every day this week...